Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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