I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Do you remember whose house we're in?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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