I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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