Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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