I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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