Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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