what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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