Plan B is the new Plan A
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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