no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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