okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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