all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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