just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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