I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
sex in a hospital.. check
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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