it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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