Can Purell be used as lube?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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