You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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