is your mom at the bar?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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