Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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