so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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