I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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