Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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