yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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