Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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