how hairy? two words: wookie tits
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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