i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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