Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize