STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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