I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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