they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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