I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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