had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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