Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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