sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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