Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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