Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
sex in a hospital.. check
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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