There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
