batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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