chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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