Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just had sex on a roof
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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