Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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