I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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