I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
vagina is talking i cant
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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