And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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