Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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