Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
