It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Randomize