his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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