And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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