Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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