His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
