she looked like the bat from fern gully.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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