This girl is more easily done than said...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
