I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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