With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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