So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
